Ya'll gonna git sum serous ass a kickin' all ya'll hillbillies in Tennessee, Jacksonveel, House ston and Injunapolis? Dat's alright cuz we cans handles colts, horses, pigs, sheep and kitty cats,...even pirates and voodoo peeples in Nawlins. So ya'll AFC Southerners get the moonshine out from under the house and share by GOD!

Those idiot y ankees don't know shine tastes like fine tequila but smoother than the Mexicans could ever distill.