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    Invoking Isis

    Last year round this time I invoked reverse-voo-doo on the Saints. To this day Matty has a losing record against Nawlins. BUT cause of my spell the Falcons swept the Saints last season, and that should continue. This year?,...let's walk like an Egyptian. So this time I'll invoke the goddess,...Isis. The focus of interest?,...welp like week #7 in Foxboro maybe?hehe But more.



    The Falcons have a brutal schedule. Vikings, Patriots, Cowboys, Dolphins, Seahawks, facing the finest division, the NFC South, geeesh man. The Patriots?,...I may be wrong but I saw some serious flaws with they team in SB51. What surprised me was the way the Falcons O dominated AND the defense too, for almost 3 qtrs. I promise all ya'll that Patriots opponents will study film of the game intensely.

    This season it's gonna be heiroglyphics and peoples wid dog heads, some have the head of a bull, all sorts of weird stuff. And godesses, such as Iris.



    From Geechie voo-doo to invoking ancient powers, this ain't gonna be easy boys. Please stop this 19-0 undefeated season talk. No way I can guarantee such a feat. But if this works you'll get cho Super Bowl appearance. Notice I said just an "appearance?" My monkey ass got the Falcons to a Super Bowl last season excorcising those evil Saints. I was THERE week #17 at the Georgia Dome and the final score?,...Falcons 36 Saints 30. Saints were forced to try an onside kick after scoring a late TD. It failed. Knowing what I know now,...gawd fobid the aints recover that onside kick. They could've won the game outright, not even with OT. So,...back to Isis. She has wings. Most powerful woman-goddess in Egyptian lore. Some suggest she is half human half goddess, whatever, all I want is to give universal power to the Falcons this year. Oh yeah, that reverse voo-doo WORKED! So let's try this method.

    One of my favorite Star Trek episodes involves a black cat,...



    Her name is Isis. Beautiful baby. Welp, time to feed the dawgs and my baby,...the Queen. Isis

    next thursday night in miami 7 oclock

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    Those Egyptians have great taste in women.



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    Oh yeah, just like last season I'm a gonna keep this a 'goin. Last year I invoked voo-doo and it worked. This year am gonna raise the stakes.



    Ancient Aliens eh? Am I nuts?,...you betcha. Actually we can perform for others and enjoy the response if any. Well, look at it this way, lots of black folks believe the ancient Egyptians are their ancestors and to a degree I agree. If one takes away the O-lines, QB position and kickers there's very few white guys on the roster. So that's the reason to invoke this ritual.



    Last season some of ya'll enjoyed the voo-doo posts. It was fun and it WORKED!haha But it's time to ratchet it up to another level. Last year at this time Falcons fans were like,...ewww we gonna suck, fire Shanny, even myself talkin' bout allll the danged rookies on defense(an NFL record FOUR Falcons rookies started a Super Bowl?). Gimme a break my fellow f****. Oh, no one wants to *report* that 'lil fact. Well boys?,...the best metal goes thru the hottest fire.

    It'll be 9 days before the trip to see the Steelers in preseason game #2. The Dolphins were impressive with they depth, we'll see just how *deep* the Steelers are. Isis,...my queenie


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    The journey begins soon. There is physical healing and healing wounds of the mind. As always time is the great healer but sometimes ya gotta enjoy the gifts of the Universe,...healing



    It's a good thing the Falcons are so young in age, the wounds should heal fast. And the older guys are mentally tough. Poor fools like Julio, Matty, Alex, the older guys are forced to deal with the media idiots,...I pity them. Sometimes being reminded ten thousand times of a failure fuels the desire to correct. That's why the invokement of Isis and Egyptian Magic.



    Sunday the Falcons visit the,...Steelers w/o Benjamin at QB. Good,...the boy is so damned ugly. As with the Dolphins game last week this'll be a great opportunity to assess depth, ya know, and how both team's depth appear for future analysis. shhhh,...<whisper> it's time for these perennial division winners to begin to crumble under the weight of the younger franchises,...in the AFC South. The Jaguars, Titans especially should test the aging Steelers and guess what? The Steelers face the NFC North division as well, juuuuus like the Falcons do. Sunday,...4:00 EST in Pittsburg,...yech all my memories of Falcons playing there are not good.

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