Here are the ten weirdest questions our players were asked during the craziness that is NFL Opening Night:

S Keanu Neal:
“If you were in a mayonnaise eating contest against Vince Wilfork, would you use a spoon, a fork, a knife, or your hand?”

OLB Vic Beasley:
“Can I shave your legs?”

FB Patrick DiMarco:
“If you had a message for Tommy Pickles, what would it be?” (DiMarco’s answer: Go Falcons).

LB Sean Weatherspoon:
“What’s your favorite word?”

CB C.J. Goodwin:
“Do you like lollipops? Do you like pickles?”

G Ben Garland:
“How many different hoodies have you ever worn in your life?”

T Tom Compton:
“Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger… can I take your order?”

TE Jacob Tamme:
“Is the guy in this picture handsome?” (The picture was of the reporter.)

DT Courtney Upshaw:
“Who’s the head coach of the Toronto Raptors?”

QB Matt Ryan:
“If you were on The Bachelor, who would you give a rose to?”

Amazing,...appears Jacob Tamme was hit on by a reporter who likes men. Another asks Beasley if he can shave his,...legs? Ask me what's my favorite word?,...B****! Can ya'll imagine the patience, the effort it must take to endure this idiocy? The body language of Falcons players in this media process is fascinating. Like decent people they've all smiled, answered all the stupid ass questions humbly. I'm sorry,...I don't know if I could be that nice since I'm an asshole. Ask me about a cartoon character??? What would I say to a baby in diapers? I know these snakes. It was reference to the young Falcons defense. My response?,...It's YO baby so go change his diapers B****!

Do you like lollipops,...pickles. And the media wonders why everyone is laughing at them in the present climate.