heavyg
04-08-2008, 09:17 AM
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding ..
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I would give it to you but I do not have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration
papers please .
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the
owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in
the trunk if you want to
see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away
to his car and calls
for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the
car. A senior officer
slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn
gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle
please! The woman steps
out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have
stolen this car and
murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of
your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an
empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not
have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a
clutch purse and hands it to
the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite
puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told
me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you
murdered and hacked up the
owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding,
too!!!!
Don't Mess With Old Ladies
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I would give it to you but I do not have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration
papers please .
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the
owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in
the trunk if you want to
see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away
to his car and calls
for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the
car. A senior officer
slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn
gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle
please! The woman steps
out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have
stolen this car and
murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of
your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an
empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not
have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a
clutch purse and hands it to
the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite
puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told
me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you
murdered and hacked up the
owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding,
too!!!!
Don't Mess With Old Ladies